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The Maiden’s Blush

I recently read about a cocktail created by Toulouse-Lautrec, named the Maiden’s Blush. It involved mandarin, champagne, bitters, absinthe and red wine, all combined with the aim of creating “the sensation of a peacock’s tail, in the mouth”. Details of the amounts of each weren’t included, so I checked a couple of books, and google, and couldn’t find anything except for adaptations and rather more genteel versions (and they lacked both champagne and mandarin):

12 Bottle Bar’s reinterpretation is this:
1.5 oz Leopold’s Gin
0.75 oz Lemon Juice
0.5 oz Simple Syrup
0.25 oz Kübler Absinthe
4 Fresh Raspberries

Another version, ascribed to the Café Royal Cocktail Book, is:
1/2 Dry Gin
1/4 Lemon Juice
1/8 Absinthe
Teaspoonful powdered Sugar
3 dashes Raspberry Syrup

Trying to find the exact recipe myself by trial and error would definitely be madness, and I can’t even count on the original version having a taste palatable enough to be recognisable as ‘the cocktail’ even if I eventually stumble across it. I guess I’ll just have to continue to savour its taste with my imagination…

Impressions of Istanbul

I was in Istanbul for a conference and my first impression of Turkey, upon leaving the airport, was, my god *everyone* smokes here. It was mildly ironic to see later that night an old Bond film in which any smoking actor had their cigarette blurred out. I didn’t realise that there was censorship in Turkey. The same movie channel kept advertising Game of Thrones, which must end up being a gigantic blur.

My other overriding first impression was of a glorious, buzzing chaos, and that sense never really left me. I arrived late in the evening and when I reached my hotel in Levent the streets around it were full of people. It was the same all the other six nights I was there. It seemed like everyone was on the street regardless of age, culture, or social grouping – old and young, modern western dress and headscarves, people singing, selling things, etc. etc. There was a very strong sense of it being a city where many things are happening rapidly: new skyscrapers, bustling streets, and a strong sense of enterprise. There was a tire store on the corner near my hotel, but the front part of it was also a book store (?!), and it was open until late at night even though the tire business was closed. This busyness and newness may sound trivial, but it was only on seeing that that a number of things about Paris that I had never really thought about consciously became readily apparent. There’s a great many things I loved about Paris, but it feels to me like it’s frozen in time. At first I really loved the wide avenues, the historic architecture and the sense of history being concretely present. After several weeks though, it mostly felt sterile and static. Everything felt established long ago. I don’t doubt that there are cool new things happening in Paris, but it seemed very hard to stumble upon them as an outsider.

When I wasn’t at the conference, most days I would just pick a new direction each day and walk and walk and see what I could discover. Some of the things I loved about Istanbul: amazing sahleb and coffee. A whole new style of cuisine. The periodic calls to prayer. The friendliness of locals. People would have been even friendlier except for my complete lack of knowledge about football.

I saved my last day, a full free day following the conference, to see some of the most iconic sights. Unfortunately that was the day I became very unwell – extreme sweatiness, temperature, great stomach discomfort, etc. All coming from what I later discovered was giardia (a water borne parasite that locates itself in the intestines). Despite that I managed to see the hagia sophia and the blue mosque, but didn’t have the stamina to make it to the palace and harem, and couldn’t stomach any turkish delight or other desserts. Going for a greatly anticipated turkish bath wasn’t even a possibility. It was an experience which I bought upon myself: drinking mysterious fermented milk drinks from street vendors beside the highway in the middle of the night is pretty much asking for trouble.

The giardia was the other kind of travel experience, the one that travel guides never write about: travel as a brutal dose of other people’s harsh realities. Maybe I’m wrong though and there is a ‘guides to samsara’ genre of travel books. At first I thought I just had food poisoning, but after a week without any relief I went and saw a doctor. As well as the diagnosis, the doctor said it was lucky I had had a hepatitis immunisation before travelling because that was spread in the same way that the giardia was. The cure was simple and inexpensive – take a few pills for several days. It did make me think about people who don’t have access to or cannot afford medical treatment. And it also made me reflect on the fact that I live in a country where giardia (and other parasites and infections) are not constant risks. While I was in Turkey a village on the border with Syria was shelled by Syrian forces and several people were killed. It felt like a place where history is actually happening – I find it hard to shake an ingrained antipodean sense that history always happens elsewhere. Along with that is the feeling that strife and danger are also usually far far away. These aren’t particularly startling insights, and it’s obvious that I’m blissfully ignorant of a lot of things, but I was still glad to have been prompted to think and be grateful by those experiences.

Ought To Exist

There should be an Attenborough-ifier toggle that converts the vocals for a program into David Attenborough’s voice. Not just his vocals but also his intonation and pacing. As well as just generally being awesome it would also stop the small niggling ‘it’s not Attenborough’ voice in my head that mars other beautiful nature docos. His presence looms over the whole genre so much that it’s hard to escape sometimes.

Plus it would also have the side benefits of allowing for some fun TV mashups and I’m pretty sure that watching e.g. Channel Nine news with dignified Attenborough tones would reveal the emperor to be naked.

Paris Failures

Among other things I:

Failed to visit the David Lynch designed bar ‘Club Silencio’
Failed in any attempt at library geekery: no Bibliothèque nationale de France, and no Bibliothèque Sainte-Geneviève
Failed to eat frogs’ legs, despite several attempts – when they were on the menu, they turned out to be out of stock when I asked
Failed to see the catacombs. I did plan this, and got there in the last week I was in Paris, only to find out that the air conditioning was out and would take 2 weeks to fix. On the plus side it did mean that I got to see this protest:

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The protest seemed just as much a moving party – it had flares, music, and food carts. Very civilised! It was that and things like the “RIP Chris Marker” graffiti, and the cultured comic stores that made me feel like Paris was a centre for intellectual life (on that note it turns out that Jean Giraud aka Moebius also died in 2012).